Random Jiberish / by Steven Elliott

The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma.

At Sociable, we believe we know how to aggregate strategically.  We have come to know that it is better to enhance globally than to recontextualize extensibly. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for monitoring unplanned-for architectures? Without well-chosen web services, schemas are forced to become bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think intra-micro-macro-granular. The aptitude to disintermediate virtually leads to the capacity to exploit vertically. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be co-branded? Imagine a combination of ASP and XSL. What does the term "users" really mean?

Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for architecting.

Sociable has revamped the abstraction of eyeballs.  What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "proactive" really mean? We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough AJAX. The technologies factor is end-to-end. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "networks" really mean? Quick: do you have a granular strategy for regulating emerging synergies? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our seamless compliance and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our efficient feature set is unmatched, but our interactive bloatware and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate iteravely than to enhance seamlessly. What does it really mean to synergize "wirelessly"?

If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is!

We here at Sociable think we know that it is better to target extensibly than to enhance magnetically.  It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Without schemas, you will lack re-purposing. Without well-planned communities, cyber-ubiquitous all-hands meetings are forced to become collaborative. We will inflate our aptitude to evolve without diminishing our power to benchmark. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think scalable. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and IIS. Our feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end models and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement.

What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!

We here at Sociable realize that it is better to generate extensibly than to engage iteravely.  Think 60/60/24/7/365. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for dealing with new systems? Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for dealing with new structuring reports? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, C2C2C, proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capability to recontextualize efficiently leads to the power to harness virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? We realize that it is better to transform mega-holistically than to integrate globally. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSL.

The power to synthesize seamlessly leads to the capability to integrate magnetically.

Sociable practically invented the term "initiatives".  Think fractal. Think blog-based, customized, transparent. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XSLT. We will optimize the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". The capacity to upgrade virtually leads to the capacity to expedite macro-seamlessly. What does it really mean to matrix "wirelessly"? The capability to synergize globally leads to the capability to benchmark extensibly. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be real-time? We think that most global web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough AJAX. We realize that if you deploy transparently then you may also enable strategically. What does it really mean to incentivize "globally"?

We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration.

We here at Sociable have come to know that it is better to seize compellingly than to mesh extensibly. The robust, best-of-breed macro-impactful reconfigurable, 24/7 TQM supervising factor is turn-key. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to reinvent. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for dealing with emerging applications? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? Think next-generation. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Perl. What does the commonly-accepted term "implementation" really mean?

We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our world-class re-purposing but our aptitude to recontextualize.

Sociable practically invented the term "returns-on-investment".  Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? The branding supervising factor is scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and C++. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Imagine a combination of RDF and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bloatware but our capability to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think long-term. Without adequate channels, models are forced to become reconfigurable. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing.

What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!

Have you ever been unable to empower your feature set? Instantly? We will deliver the industry jargon "C2C2B". Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XSL. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "deliverables" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to harness virally than to engineer robustly. What does the term "real-time" really mean? What does the term "action-items" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to synthesize. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript.

Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT.

At Sociable, we understand how to engineer intuitively.  Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be transparent? Without e-tailers, you will lack TQC. Without markets, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and DOM. We always e-enable collaborative, leading-edge e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to seize robustly than to evolve robustly. It may seem contradictory, but it's true!