Turns out there is something interesting with the way Azure functions and service bus triggers work together.
Don't let one one function app listen to more than one service bus queue unless you have multicore app service plans.
The Update /
Sociable Lives!
Although, as just a name.
cool things I'm been working on lately:
Building a CQRS microservice serverless system with huge scale, on Azure.
Building a realtime image classifier on a raspberry pi, with the goal of notifying owners of electric cars when a new spot opens up at the company charging station.
And.... writing a bunch of Alexa and Google Home apps. Fun!
Random Jiberish /
The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma.
At Sociable, we believe we know how to aggregate strategically. We have come to know that it is better to enhance globally than to recontextualize extensibly. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for monitoring unplanned-for architectures? Without well-chosen web services, schemas are forced to become bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think intra-micro-macro-granular. The aptitude to disintermediate virtually leads to the capacity to exploit vertically. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be co-branded? Imagine a combination of ASP and XSL. What does the term "users" really mean?
Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for architecting.
Sociable has revamped the abstraction of eyeballs. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "proactive" really mean? We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough AJAX. The technologies factor is end-to-end. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "networks" really mean? Quick: do you have a granular strategy for regulating emerging synergies? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our seamless compliance and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our efficient feature set is unmatched, but our interactive bloatware and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate iteravely than to enhance seamlessly. What does it really mean to synergize "wirelessly"?
If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is!
We here at Sociable think we know that it is better to target extensibly than to enhance magnetically. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Without schemas, you will lack re-purposing. Without well-planned communities, cyber-ubiquitous all-hands meetings are forced to become collaborative. We will inflate our aptitude to evolve without diminishing our power to benchmark. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think scalable. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and IIS. Our feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end models and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement.
What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!
We here at Sociable realize that it is better to generate extensibly than to engage iteravely. Think 60/60/24/7/365. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for dealing with new systems? Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for dealing with new structuring reports? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, C2C2C, proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capability to recontextualize efficiently leads to the power to harness virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? We realize that it is better to transform mega-holistically than to integrate globally. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSL.
The power to synthesize seamlessly leads to the capability to integrate magnetically.
Sociable practically invented the term "initiatives". Think fractal. Think blog-based, customized, transparent. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XSLT. We will optimize the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". The capacity to upgrade virtually leads to the capacity to expedite macro-seamlessly. What does it really mean to matrix "wirelessly"? The capability to synergize globally leads to the capability to benchmark extensibly. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be real-time? We think that most global web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough AJAX. We realize that if you deploy transparently then you may also enable strategically. What does it really mean to incentivize "globally"?
We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration.
We here at Sociable have come to know that it is better to seize compellingly than to mesh extensibly. The robust, best-of-breed macro-impactful reconfigurable, 24/7 TQM supervising factor is turn-key. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to reinvent. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for dealing with emerging applications? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? Think next-generation. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Perl. What does the commonly-accepted term "implementation" really mean?
We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our world-class re-purposing but our aptitude to recontextualize.
Sociable practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? The branding supervising factor is scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and C++. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Imagine a combination of RDF and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bloatware but our capability to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think long-term. Without adequate channels, models are forced to become reconfigurable. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing.
What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!
Have you ever been unable to empower your feature set? Instantly? We will deliver the industry jargon "C2C2B". Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XSL. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "deliverables" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to harness virally than to engineer robustly. What does the term "real-time" really mean? What does the term "action-items" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to synthesize. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript.
Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT.
At Sociable, we understand how to engineer intuitively. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be transparent? Without e-tailers, you will lack TQC. Without markets, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and DOM. We always e-enable collaborative, leading-edge e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to seize robustly than to evolve robustly. It may seem contradictory, but it's true!
Hello? Is there anybody out there? /
After going AWOL for 7 months, Sociable is back!
I've updated the app to work with iOS 10, and am submitting a new version to the app store.
Turns out the app has been crashing for the past few months. Whoops. It was even featured in a magazine in Europe, although I'm not sure why.
Time to get back in business!
Any app suggestions out there?
Launch! Sociable has been approved by the Apple app store team! /
The time we've been waiting for has finally arrived. After a few iterations through the Apple app store approval process, Sociable has been approved for distribution throughout the app world!
Sociable in the Apple iTunes App Store
Now we can together work towards making the world a friendlier, shareable place.
Download the app today, to start sharing yourself with the nearby world!
Sociable is fresh off the press, so there may be bugs, as well as undocumented features. If you see anything you like, or dislike, or something you think could be added, let us know, and receive 5 points on the Sociable Leaderboard!
Friendlier, One Step At A Time (And one more thing...) /
When declaring a moon shot as grandiose as `To Make The World a Little Friendlier...`you need to have an plan how to achieve this.
Every day, there are steps we can take as humans to make the world a little friendlier.
Some make very common sense.
- Smile
- Hold the door
- Say Hello
Others not so clear, but just as useful
- Put the toilet seat down
- Pick up that garbage
What if there was a way to do the same thing, but on an exponential scale?
Sociable can do this. By beaming little tidbits about yourself, called "Sociabytes," you are enabled to bring the strangers in your life a little closer. And by doing so, we can all realize just how similar we are.
And one more thing! After a long haitus, the Sociable app development is back on track, and going through the Apple App Store review process. Hope to have the first MVP released in a week or two! How exciting is that?!
The Sociable Vision: The WHY? /
Have you ever been to an event where everyone around you seemed like strangers?
As humans, we thrive to feel connected, that we are part of something bigger, meaningful, and important. At the same time, we need to feel unique, special, and that we stick out, that there is something that makes us special.
The vision, and the WHY? of Sociable, is to bridge the gap between these needs. While we may live on a small planet, there are billions of us, and despite all of the niches and quirks that make us unique, we are all a lot more similar than one could imagine.
What if there was a way to showcase all these unique bits? Broadcast your accomplishments, goals, and that which makes you proud, while at the same time, being able to share with others that which brings us together, into our global community, our human family.
Sociable Inc. is building technologies that can help us realize these similarities so that we can build a world that is closer knit, and just that little bit friendlier.
Together, let's make the world a friendlier place...
Wanted: Beta Testers /
The time has finally come!
The Sociable app, is ready for the masses.
We're looking for guinea pigs to kick the tires so to say, of the new Sociable app. We'll set you up with access to Sociable before it hits the Apple App Store, and let you get a glimpse of the future of social networks.
During testing, we'd like that you provide as much feedback as possible. What do you like about the app? What do you dislike? What could change?
This initial app release has all of the features we feel prepare it for it's debut, so feel free to sign up!
Just email us at steve@sociable.social and we'll start the Beta ball rolling.
Happy Sociabling!